Seylan Bank forces Accounts on Little Artists

My uncle, who is an artist and an Arts Teacher, told me about a weird thing this morning. It’s hilarious and at the same time it’s disgusting.

Seylan, that famous (I think its little bit better than using the word popular) Sri Lankan bank has asked for 500Lkr worth Bank Accounts, in order to give away the certificates of an art competition hosted by the bank. I doubt if it was a condition for applying for the competition. Even if it was, still it’s not something nice.

I’ve heard rumors saying Seylan Bank is loosing in the business. This is not a nice way to get out of that situation. Using school kids for business isn’t any better than what Prabhakaran is doing with kids.

Who’s behind Seylan? Is it Celinco? Err… Mr. Lalith Kothalawala? Well… there is no need to type anymore :P

Pussy Cocktail

 

What did you feel when you read the caption?. Wondered how the hell a pussy can have a cocks tail?. Thoughts it’s a piece of crap about pussies & cocks? Or did you just got me right? Whatever…..

I confess that I didn’t have a clear Idea of what does ‘Cocktail‘ means. So I googled & Asked for the real meaning ( Well…I wasn’t looking around for Porn pix ;) ). However The caption which made you here made me somewhere else to have some Pussy cocktail (literally).

I’m not gonna give you the recipe or a ‘howto’ on making fine ‘pussy coctails’. But I’d tell you that there are some other interesting things worth a look other than ‘0′ & ‘1’s (Am I talking to a GEEK?).

As a tech phreak(I’m not sure I’m a geek) This topic made me in really a new ground to look around. There are lot of stuff to learn before you call yourself I’m a real man (or a woman).

So *WATCHOUT* for the following links.

Pussy cocktail-urbandictionary.com

Askmen.com

Hope you got something new or just same old brand new crap through this article.Don’t blame me if you are misleaded. Finally, If you are ready…

CHEERS! ( No Pussy cocktail for me :( . Just the two hours old cuppa caffaine )

Control Your Dreams.

Oops there’s a nice lady in the car next to me standing on the road side. She’s so beautiful; beautiful like an Anime. I want to talk to her. But… Green lights came & the car started accelerating. I ran behind the car but car is going speedier. I ran behind the car as fast as I can like a cheetah. But I’m failed………. Suddenly I got a strange heavenly power & tossed my self in to sky & flew behind the car. In the next scene the girl was resting in my arms. It was really a romantic moment. She wanted me to kiss on her lips. slowly, I took my lips close her & damn I got up from that nice dream.

I’m sure that you also have dreamed of this kind of lovely moments. But unfortunately we get up at the climax. Imagine if you can stay conscious in dreams & control the dreams do whatever we want. Sometimes you may have experiences on being conscious in dreams; you might have dreamed while knowing you are dreaming. If you had the chance to control your dream…? Howzat?

Dream world has no boundaries. You are the ruler of your dream world. So dream world is a great place to do what we want & get unbelievable results. Stop reading this article for a bit & Think how dream consciousness would help you.

Dream consciousness is called Lucid Dreaming. It can be practiced. It can help you to improve your self. It can give something more to your life. Or we can use it just for fun.

Read The articles given below to find out almost all about lucid dreaming.

Wikipedia article on Lucid Dreaming

A complete site on Lucid dreaming – Dream Views [I found this While Stumbling]